Cat Mommy's Prayer

Our Father, who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy Name,
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done, in our humble home..

Give me patience and strength to see this day through,
And forgive me my trespasses against my husband & cat,
As I forgive their trespasses against me.
And, please please lead me not into the temptation of throttling either,
but deliver me from evil.

For thine is the kingdom,
And the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.



PS: 24 hrs later, Devidas shows no signs of flagging....AAARRRRGGGHHH.....Someone give me a Prozac!!!